ashley tisdale and seth rogen in donnie darko is so funny they are like 12
aren’t you forgetting someone
me and my friend arriving at an all you can eat buffet
painted this gameboy the other day!
One from the archives with @katiefotis and @margotbowman
*gets down on one knee* will you please give me the wifi password?
me: I'm going to bed early tonight.
me: is that the sun
Julie D’Aubigny was a 17th-century bisexual French opera singer and fencing master who killed or wounded at least ten men in life-or-death duels, performed nightly shows on the biggest and most highly-respected opera stage in the world, and once took the Holy Orders just so that she could sneak into a convent and shag a nun.
bisexual opera singer who killed ten men and snuck into a convent to shag a nun.
Just so y’all know, she later set that convent on fire so she and that nun could sneak out. And she seduced one of the men she’d dueled.
Also, dueling was a serious crime during her life, but the king of France essentially overturned her conviction on the grounds that the relevant law specifically referred to men.how has there never been a million stories about this badass
make a movie about this queen